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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some sunscreens that are suitable for oily-skinned individuals and do not make the face look greasy or shiny after application?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Scientists reveal the conflict-ridden history of an important biblical city - The Brighter Side of News

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Falcons have been spotted at UC Berkeley. Is there hope for Campanile chicks again? - Berkeleyside

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch

They put up a sign reading

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Pokémon Go Jangmo-o Community Day guide - Polygon

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

No go.

How Many Burgers Are Too Many Burgers? Here's What Health Experts Advise. - HuffPost

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Common Childhood Virus Linked to Alzheimer’s Development in Old Age - Yahoo

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do some mothers hate their daughters especially when they're the eldest?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Just Forget it!

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?