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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:16

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Falcons have been spotted at UC Berkeley. Is there hope for Campanile chicks again? - Berkeleyside
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch
They put up a sign reading
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Pokémon Go Jangmo-o Community Day guide - Polygon
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
No go.
How Many Burgers Are Too Many Burgers? Here's What Health Experts Advise. - HuffPost
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Common Childhood Virus Linked to Alzheimer’s Development in Old Age - Yahoo
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do some mothers hate their daughters especially when they're the eldest?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?